The 133rd Post

It's my birthday. I don't really feel anything actually. Ahh...I'm tired and stressed. Not a very nice birthday. But at least the surprises were nice~~thank youu janielle, yiyi, carren, annabel, lucinda, carissa, sherah and alicia!!! hahaha! you're the best room mates I've had in my life mann!! Hahaha! I'm going to miss you pooh bear, owl and gopher. )):

The 132nd Post

This me feeding my friend disgusting yoghurt blindfolded with someone from another team giving me fake instructions. You can notice how loudly I'm screaming from the bulging vein in my neck and the white splatter of regurgitated yoghurt on my leg :/

...tomorrow I'm leaving for WALA. Oh no. Oh dear.
Can you buy me an orange smoothie as my farewell present?
Lord help me I'm scared stiff! I'm going to pull the team downn! Oh noooes! This sucks! This sucks terribly! Oh noooo.
I shall go and bury my head in a pit of sand and lock it up in a safe with multiple padlocks and a 5 inch thick chain. Goodbye and wish me luck.

The 131st Post

That's me after I had to put my head against a pole which was on the ground and run around it 10 times, run towards a pail of water, dunk my face in the pail, and head towards a pail full of flour and find some mentos sweets without using my hands or blowing at the flour.

I am very bored. I have nothing to do. I shall go and emo. Goodbye.

The 130th Post

Just came back from church camp. Really good! Much better than last year's haha! Anyway, I got the chance to throw water bombs at my mo and two brothers. Haha! Yayyy good ones man good ones. XD Then I picked rambutans from a tree, or rather, I asked my brother to help me pick rambutans from the tree. They were REALLY good! Haha! Then I slept in a dorm, very nice~ there was air-con too. But on the first night we told each other ghost stories. So my friend and I were so scared we pushed our beds together haha! Really funny. Teehee. And then in the morning today we did this affirmation exercise where the facilitators pasted pieces of coloured paper on our backs and we'd all go around writing good points on each other's pieces of paper. And some people actually wrote that I was pretty! Haha! So cool mann! Hahaha!
Sighh....wala is in err...3 days. Dammit. I hate wala. I dowanna gooooo. Then I won't have to train, and I'll get to go for the sprinters barbecue thingymabobby. boohoohoo. I'm very saddd. I think I'll pull the whole relay team down. I hope they don't give me a lead, because if they give me a lead I'll most probably lose it. Haha...
Anywayyy anywayy. ): I dunno what to dooo. I'm bored and tired and scared and errr everything. Hmph. This suckzzz.

The 129th Post

There's only one way to describe today. Which is
TOTALLY AWESOME!!
Hahaha! Omggg I didn't know! Ahh! Hahaha! Kay! Today was supposed to be for Hazel and Hazel alone! I delayed hazel by bathing really slowly in the gym toilet. And it was super funny! Because when YingTing called me she said "I'm YingTing but don't call me YingTing! Call me Melissa!" Then I laughed and said okay! Haha! Then when Windy called me I said, "Hallooo Melissa!" because that was the only name I could think of at that time. And she went, "huh? I'm not Melissa!" and I kept on saying, "what do you want Melissa??!" and then she said, "oh!oh! haha okay i get it." hahaa! She's veru sloww. Anyway, me and Hazel camwhored a bit in the toilet - to delay her haha!
Then we walked super slowly to the bus stop and waited for the bus. Actually we didn't really wait. We had to run for the bus because it was already there haha! Then I topped up my ez-link card. And we went to buy the tickets for the movie. I asked YingTing to surprise us but she didn't see her phone. )): So we saw them first haha!Then we cawhored again before eating lunch and during. Super fun! In the end we decided not to watch movies. Because Joy didn't want to watch Drag Me To Hell.
And then after YingTing, Joy, Hazel and I ate lunch, Windy said she had reached AMK Hub! So Hazel and YingTing went down to get her! Then Joy and I did some funny walk-up-and-down-the-corridor thingy to wait for them! And then Hazel came back to get us! And she said Windy wanted to shit! And YingTing said: "I'll shit with her!" And I was like, "..okay!" And so Hazel said that we should walk around Mini Toons for fun! And then Windy came and walked around! And then Windy said she'll see YingTing in the toilet. And I said, "...okay!" So Hazel, Joy and I were looking at the Hi-Five DVDs saying stuff like "oh they changed all the actors!" and "oh! but i liked them!"
When suddenly Windy came back and said, "can you not! Follow mee!" and I was like, "...okay!" So we followed her. And then I saw a toilet on the right, and I said, "is that where YingTing is shitting?" and Windy said "yes!" but then she went left into this glass-panelled corridor thingy. And then I was wondering why we were going there and I thought maybe it was because Windy wanted to sit there and emo. Then I suddenly say someone sitting down there and then suddenly everybody started singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And I went Ohh my God!!! And I just ran away and they all dragged me back haha! Oh my gosh! I had NOT been expecting that at all!!!
Hahaha! But the cake was nice. I LOVE IT LOADS! THANK YOU SO MUCH SEC 2 SPRINTERS!!!
Ahhhhh ahh!! Then we got chased away by 2 security guards haha!! Oh my gosh totally awesome! And I kept on smiling and smiling and I couldn't stop smiling!!! ((((((: Hahaha!

The 128th Post

Saddd. I wanted to put up a picture of me doing my gymnastics floor routine in P6 hahah but that stupid pedophile had to go ahead and ruin my plans! My fantabulous plans! My magnificent plans! My oh-amazing plans!
The world doesn't love me anymoreeee~!
Okayy I don't know why putting up pictures is considered a plan, and I don't know why it's such an admirable "plan" to do. But anyway...haha! You can't see me do gym anymore~! Hehehe~!! >.<
Ooh I want to do something tomorrow during training! When there is an awkward silence, I shall take my chance to try and use Internet slang in real life! In other words, when I'm not on the Internet. So, I shall surprise you all by suddenly saying, "LOL." because Joy told me that it was only used in awkward silences. And maybe I shall use ttm too! But I don't know how I'm supposed to use ttm anyway.
Especially when I'm not even training with the sprinters tomorrow.
HEHEHEHE!! Your plan has been foiled!
This is my evil equation! => Kukuku=evil laugh=evil face=>:D
Actually I don't know what "your plan" was. I was just being random haha! XP

The 127th Post

I am very sad.
The reason that I am sad is because my chest started hurting again and I found maggots in my banana.
Am I cursed? The world doesn't love me anymore!
Henceforth, I shall instead take pineapples instead of bananas. Although that can't really work because bananas are my favourite fruit. Actually they're not really fruits are they? They're berries right? Banana-berry! Ban-berry! Nana-berry! Na-berry! Ba-berry! Berry-na?
Ahh forget it.
Ah hummms.
I can't remember what I wanted to say.
Am I cursed? The world doesn't love me anymore!
My memory is failing! Today during training I wanted to greet Ms Natasha again even though I had asked the sprinters to greet Ms Natasha 2 minutes before. And now Joy says I'm becoming more vague and have taken to arm-swinging/flapping antics when I don't know what to say. How horrible. I think I'm losing it already. I'm getting cracked! Nooooo the stress is upon me! I'm dying~*gurgle gurgle gurgle*
Okay that's absolute nonsense.

The 126th Post

Do you see her!?! Do you see her!?! Look carefully at the girl in Lane 8!! Do you see who I see!! Hahaha! If you don't come and look for me during training! If you do recognize her then congrats, you can recognize people really well!!XD Anyway, you can't see me cos I got overtaken in the first 100m. ):

Okayokay. I took down some pics after what Ms Lim said today. So just try and find me in every one! Except for Picture number 5 cos I'm not there. Teehee...this is so fun!

The 125th Post

Nooo! Why is it so small!?!

Hahaha! Friday Fun!!

Watch this absolutely wacky video! This is da Bomb!

Heeheehee....it was so fun! Let's do it again some day! hahah! I love doing all this stuff! Singing and everything! Sooo fun mann! Hahah! Good bonding session with the juniors too! Isn't that right? XP

The 124th Post

WAHAHAHAHAH! Isn't that funny!? I got that from a totally cool website! And it's not photoshopped either! So cool right!?! I wanna see that someday! It's so funny! I think I'll just roll on the floor laughing my heart out if I manage to see that in my lifetime. XD
Anyway I feel happy today hahaha! My brother just told me he loved me, even though he said I was a bit smelly, which I know he's lying, but who cares!? I'm a good sister! Ahh!! Oh my gosh the happiness the happiness!! Hahaha! :3
Hmmm training was 200m hurdles 4 times then medicine ball stomach back etc. Hahaha I really have to get used to asking the sprinters to greet the teachers now. :S Ahhh so show me support yeah? And cooperate please! >.< And I wanna do jumps! Long jump! Hao de! Hahahaha! I wanna I wanna I wanna!! Hahaha! Jumping is sooo fun~!! Jump for the rest of my life~~
Aiyooo I'm very scared for WALA. What if I can't run anymore!?! Ahh very scary! Then I'll let the whole team down! And then that'll be so humiliating and Ms Lim will just scream at me and won't allow me to go for another competition ever again! Okay, maybe I'm being a bit too paranoid but still! Ahhh I'm very scared! Help meee. Total freaked out mann! I'm going with all the pro people and I'm the lousiest one there. How horrible if I don't run my best. Goodness knows what they'll say! Gahhh boohoo I'm not happy anymore.

The 123rd Post of a Lifetime

Ahh..this is my new plan of the year starting from today! Or rather, starting from sports day. I don't mind being a part-time long jumper, and according to Carren, I'm at a pretty moderate position haha. So! I'm going to do my best for Sports Day's long jump and try my best. Then maybe Ms Lim will say "Oh! She can do long jump" and poof ta-daaa I'm back in the position as I was before in err P5. So cool right? Deja vu!
If that actually happens that is. )): Hahaha I don't think it will. But heyy maybe it'll turn out to be Operation Get-into-Hurdles number 2! In other words, SUCCESSFUL!! Hehehehe...*evil laugh plus the-closest-i-can-get-to-look-evil-face* which is unfortunately not that evil...
Well, there's nothing but to try right? I love setting up new challenges for me! It's so exciting! I love doing new things! How enjoyable! How exhilarating! Jumping up and forward and landing in the soft sand and the feel of the rushing air blowing past your face as you jump~~ I'm in love with that feeling! I'm in love with jumping! Up and forward! The air! The wind! The feeling of accomplishment when you jump past the qualifying mark and the sensation to do better next time! Running isn't like that though, you only have one chance in the race and it's so difficult just increasing your timing by 0.1s. It's so sucky! >:(
Ahhh I'm feeling stressed again. My mom just pressurised me by saying that I had to get a scholarship to SJII because they want me to save them money. :/ what's more I can't go in through sports because I don't wanna do track for the rest of my JC life. Hmph this sucks. Totally SUCKS. Plus WALA is coming andandand I'm scared I'll let the team down. I'm the slowest there!! Ahh how demoralizing!

The 119th Post

Ahhh today's Sec4 farewell wasn't all that bad. We screwed up the Sec2 performance though hahah but who cares? At least it made people laugh! I think I made a mistake by going off stage when I wasn't supposed to :/ The sprinters thing was absolutely hilarious. Ms Natasha was super duper funny. I think Alex and I did quite okay. Other than me being out of tune, soft and giggling haha! I think it was okay.
Okay. Since JOY insisted on adding Susan Joyle in, I shall. She was hahah! hilarious. She did NOT sing at all.Gahh she just SAID it! Not a bit of musical inclination did she add into her performance! She was even looking at the screen and what's more she didn't wear her specs so she looked even more haha! And she kept on making funny actions and she looked like such a lunatic!
I'm joking Joy. Good performance! And you even won Sprinters Got Talent! (;
It wasn't sad at all haha! I think it was because all the performances weren't sad. Hahahaha! ((: The throwers video was quite funny too. Hahaha! Oh man. I was rolling on the floor and laughing my heart out. Sighh...I wish it didn't have to end so early. PLus the jumpers and sprinters didn't manage to show us their farewell video because Ms Lim had organized some food for them downstairs in the forum and we had to end early. But the food was good at least. XD
Oh noes I'm the new level coordinator with Mei Shuen now! Everyone's pressurizing me now. THANKS AH! >:( Hmph...boohoohoo. Hahaha ah well never mind. Try my best!! Oh and Ying Ting and Ying Ying are the vice-captains nowww. Hahaha Good luck to them! (: But we'll all work together and help the team as much as we can so try not to complain too much! *hint hint*
Here is a veryveryvery nice song I'm listening to noww! Here are the lyrics!

Michael W. Smith - Friends are Friends Forever

Packing up the dreams God planted
In the fertile soil of you
I can't believe the hopes He's granted
Means a chapter of your life is through

But we'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong

And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

And with the faith and love God's given
Springing from the hope we know
We will pray the joy you live in
Is the strength that now you show

We'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong

And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

To live as friends

Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

No a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

The 118th Post of a Lifetime

Ahhh! I think I'm going to cry tomorrow! Help meee! I already feel like crying now! Dangit! Gahhh why do I have to be emotional!? Ahhh help mee I don't want to it's going to be so sad tomorrow. Another 2 years of this! Gahh oh noes! Plus I'm scared! Dangit! Oh no help help help. )): What do i do now!? I'm in no mood to do anything right now.

The 117th Post

Ah hum. I cannot sing!!! Noo! )):
They are very mean! Go and pick me purposely! I'd rather sing with Joy! Hahaha! Yes I'd rather sing with Joy than by myself. I dowanna no i dowanaaa. Okayy anyway it was very fun todayyy.
Err training was quite fun! Bounding with cones twice, then twice again when Ms Nat increased the distance between each cone haha! It was hilarious! Mel said I was between laughing and crying harharhar! But what we did after that was NOT that fun. We did 100, 150, 200, 250 and 300. 300 was full speed in timing because we didn't have time to do another set because we did hurdles before the cone exercises. It seemed I was the only one there still alive. Everybody was dead and whenever I cheered like ALL THE WAY!! they'll all say SHUT UP JESSICA!! (especially Winnie >:(( mean girl!!) The next time I won't cheer for you all! And then you'll see how cheering matters in daily affairs and bad times! Meanos! Next time I will NOT cheer for you!! >.<>

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, I was once in your shoes.
Young man, young man, down and out with the blues.

Y-m-c-a!

Hahaha I love it love it!!

The 116th Post

Ahhh!! I missed the filming! Everyone's talking about and I missed it because I was in Indonesia! Noo! How can this be!? Argh!!! ))):
Now I'm faced with the roles I have to do. Should I be a butterfly, or a person climbing a paper mache mountain...--.--
Well, if I were to climb a paper mache mountain - well, to be exact, a STEPLADDER behind a paper mache mountain - I would most probably fall off the ladder laughing my head off and would look very...as Joy puts it...unglam.
But if I were a butterfly (hahah! If I were a Butterfly! The kindergarten song I always sang! Hahaha!) I guess I'll have something to cover my face so I think no one would be able to see me laughing my head off. SO! I guess I shall be the butterfly! Woohoo!
Well, my holiday was a blast. Sort of. Although I feel very very very sad missing the filming part. ):
Errr I have a lot to say. Maybe I can tell you all tomorrow yeah?

Your Evil Name Is Amaris Eris

Muhahahaha!

What's Your Evil Name?

Wow. And I didn't add the Muhahahaha!! It was in the results!!

You Are 78% Peaceful

You are a very peaceful person. All is good in your world, no matter what's going on. Occasionally you let your problems get to you, but you generally remain upbeat. Your inner strength is inspirational - much more so than you may realize.

How Peaceful Are You?

How cool!!

You Are 59% Independent

Overall, you're a pretty independent woman. You don't follow trends just to fit in. You've got your own cool thing going on, though you sometimes still care too much about what other's think.

Are You an Independent Woman?

Indeed! I think so too!

You Take the Road No One Travels

You see companionship and loyalty as what's most important in life. Your life is quite hectic. You try to slow down when you can, but it's not easy! You are all about risk and randomness in your life. You travel off the beaten path... in fact, you're often the one carving the way! You are able to find a fairly healthy balance between work and play. You work when you need to, but you never let yourself burn out. In another life, you could have been a great novelist. You have a knack for describing things in an interesting way.

The Road Trip Test

So cool!!! =DD

Anywayy. I tried to make my font larger Sam! Hahaha! Anyway, I'm going to Indonesia tomorrow for holidayyy~I'm going to ride a horse across a volcano crater! As in it's a crater, inside another crater. And between these craters, there's just sand and nothing else. And then when we journey across this small desert, we'll have to climn 247 steps to reach the main volcano pit.
But that's cheating. Steps! To climb up a volcano! How wimpy! I'd prefer to walk up the harded way thank you very much!
Anyway, I wish luck to the Trackers for training. Hohoho!!! >.< Won't see you all for a week!! ((: Happy holidayyys!