me tired.

ahhh
yesterday i got drenched in the rain on my way to st pauls cathedral. and it started to pour so i just ran across the road to get to shelter and when i ran through the buildings i realised i didnt know where i was. ): so i took out my map to check where i was and then rainwater dripped onto the map and it got wet and tore apart...so i put it back in my bag and used my awesome directional skills to navigate my way to the correct street and realised i had gone one whole round. aahhaha...not so awesome after all.
well i couldnt go into the cathedral cos they were having a commemoration for the soldiers who died during the world war II. there was a band and a marchpass with people holding flags and they were dressed in their military uniform with all the medals and there was even a flyover and the media were there and there were policemen on horses. aweshum. and i talked to this lady from wisconsin, usa and she was quite cute.
well then i walked back to the hotel cos i was tired cos i had been walking and standing around for 4 hours straight. so i went home, and went out again to the aquarium after an hour, and they didn't allow kids under 16 to go in unaccompanied. what the bong!
well i slept for one and a half hours and then my dad came back from work and took me out to eat pies at this restaurant called porter's and the servings were HUGE and i was stuffed. and it was really delicious. and we had lotsa talk. yar...

"do you know what this song is?"he asks
"nope."
"it's called islands in the stream by dolly parton"
"okay"
"it's her theme song for doing a backstroke in the water"
"doing backstrokes in the water??"
"yes! do you know what dolly parton is famous for?"
"erm nope. i dont know her."
"she's known for her big boobies!"
"...what!!!"
"yes! so that's why when she does a backstroke in the water it's islands in the stream! ahahahah!"
"urghhh DAD!!"

(when we're walking along the golden jubilee bridges)
"i went to the aquarium today and they didn't allow me in without an adult. i was like what!"
"oh why didn't you talk your way in?"
"well..they might think i was annoying."
"to show them that you're mature..you should try to convince them to let you in and they will be impressed!"
"err"
"or even better, talk them into letting you go in for FREE! ahahahah!!"
"oh mann dad.."